Emergency jake kit
I think everybody should have an Jake kit, you know.. for emergencies.
(via thatsuperbro)Source: horsejesus
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
The Birthday From Hell.
Make a wish.
we told you its the sickest candle ever
(via lovelettes)Source: bored-im
WHOSE BUTT IS THIS?
I thought it was Jeremy Renner’s then someone else posted it as Tom Hiddleston’s and I just saw that it belonged to Jensen?? EXPLAIN.
I AM IN THE SPN FANDOM
I KNOW THAT ASS
I KNOW THAT BLACK WATCH
THAT IS JENSEN ACKLES BOOTY
ghurl thats tom hiddlestons butt
same plain black shirt and watch
that my good friend, is jensen’s ass
I did a thing to help us
it’s Josh Hutcherson’s butt….
its my butt
I searched google by uploading the image and all the results were tied between JENSEN ACKLES AND JEREMY RENNER.
And almost every single one of the articles said they’re weren’t sure who’s butt it actually is.
The people that say it’s jeremy’s said they’re pretty sure it’s not his, and even the jensen ackle’s people can’t say for sure either.
There is no original poster i could not find a full picture.
We have nothing to go on except the evidence before our eyes.
Ladies and gentleman, before me are two pictures. Only one of these is the mystery butt.
look at the watch though it’s totally Ackles booty
If you actually pay attention to the rest of the body, you’ll see that Renner’s arms are more muscular and have a vein popping out. Jensen’s elbows are softer and his arms are thinner, making the booty in the picture actually the property of Jensen Ackles.
Love, the Sherlock Fandom.
Welome to tumblr, where the fandoms help each other and we discuss butts.
this is my absolute favorite post on tumblr
(via psychorainbow)Source: leodeservestheoscar
While I know I’m not, sometimes I feel like the only one who knows that King Candy was based on Ed Wynn, more specifically the Mad Hatter.
what a bizarrely pointless confession
Like seriously?? Are there people who don’t realize this?
well not only the fact that its glaringly obvious, but
they go out of their way to say that they are not, in fact, the only one who knows, and then go on to say that they think they are the only one who knows???
what is the point