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outofcontextdnd:

Stable Boy: I am not a worthy suitor to my Lady. I am nothing but her riding instructor. I have no money or power to offer to her.

Bard: At least you have stable employment.

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outofcontextdnd:

"I don’t see alignment. People tell me I’m Chaotic, and I believe them because instead of a passport, I have an official-looking document with Explosive Runes cast on it."

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outofcontextdnd:

Druid: “What is the circumference of the pool?”

Fighter: Diameter times 3.1-sword. Let’s kill this mother

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outofcontextdnd:

DM: “Okay, do whatever you want.”

*pause*

DM: “No, wait, do something reasonable please.”

(via rainbowtimevortex)

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thesassycat:

OMG so i looked back at the store and i found more cat sweaters! ALSO ON SALE! i know what my next paycheck is going towards, i just cant get enough of cat stuff ΦωΦ

[left] [right] [discount code]

(via corsets-and-clockwork)

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giancarlovolpe:

A study in creating great characters, by Aaron Ehasz (head writer of Avatar the Last Airbender). A lot of animation lead characters are forced to fit the far right criteria, but think of the many classic characters that are better described by the left: Tony Soprano, Frank Underwood, Jamie Lannister, Walter White, etc.

(via art-and-sterf)

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eustaciavye77:

Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

elephants are fucking awesome.

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writeworld:

sp00kyjames:

sliceofbri:

THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS

THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL

NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST

REMEMBER TIP TOP OK:

Make a paragraph every time that any of these things change!

Ti me

lace

To pic

erson

image

(via art-and-sterf)

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writeworld:

sp00kyjames:

sliceofbri:

THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS

THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL

NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST

REMEMBER TIP TOP OK:

Make a paragraph every time that any of these things change!

Ti me

lace

To pic

erson

image

(via art-and-sterf)

Source: sliceofspoopy